Just look at history, man, this guy is way too young. Forget the fact that the Constitution only requires that you reach the age of 35. The age of 47 is just....infantile compared to the glorious life experience and wisdom of a 71 year old.
A middle aged man is completely out of touch with today's problems, compared with a man who should be considering retirement. McCain is too savvy to use a computer. He doesn't NEED the internet, man, he's been there. He's lived it.